Wednesday, 2 February 2011

captain speaking

A plane was taking off from La Guardia Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 869, from New York to San Francisco.

The weather ahead is good, and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.

Now sit back and relax... Oh, shit!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the stewardess brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You you should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Economy said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

[from Ret's ESL Jokes]

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