Thursday, 27 January 2011

business partners

"Bob," whispered the bedridden young man, "I--I--I just can't die without telling you what a lousy partner I've been to you. I embezzled more than a m--million dollars from the firm. I--I m--m--made a million more by selling our best secrets to the competition, and just to be sp--spiteful I fired the new receptionist because I knew you were s--s--sleeping with her."
"That's OK," said Bob with a smile. "I'm the one who poisoned you."

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